*awful ninja pun*... smokebomb!

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not
Anonymous

sorryimjaymee:

mattwetsel:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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feeling good about your appearance is not vanity!

You should be the president.

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

cacklingjackal:

jesus fucking dick on a stick im done 

cacklingjackal:

jesus fucking dick on a stick im done 

what she says: I'm fine
what she means: Marco Bodt is dead and i am not okay with that

maarchen:

what have i done

cambrasine:

Shitty cell phone quality eremins because my face is in a decent amount of pain and I can’t be bothered to scan it rn 
On a happier note have a little nose kiss pft

cambrasine:

Shitty cell phone quality eremins because my face is in a decent amount of pain and I can’t be bothered to scan it rn
On a happier note have a little nose kiss pft

notnights:

Theresa’s eye color has always been navy by the by.
The low-quality versions online always make them along with her stockings look black. But no, her eyes have always been navy, and stockings have always been the same shade as her hair (#2c1445). The model sheets have always been a little too .jpeg to get an exact color code off that small of a space also.
Just a reason for peeps to buy the HD / official releases!

notnights:

Theresa’s eye color has always been navy by the by.

The low-quality versions online always make them along with her stockings look black. But no, her eyes have always been navy, and stockings have always been the same shade as her hair (#2c1445). The model sheets have always been a little too .jpeg to get an exact color code off that small of a space also.

Just a reason for peeps to buy the HD / official releases!

notnights:

Sometimes I wish I could drive, then I could drive over to the Dollar Tree and get some Mike & Ikes.

notnights:

Sometimes I wish I could drive, then I could drive over to the Dollar Tree and get some Mike & Ikes.

yellow-rosen19:

Another alternate Randy outfit ^_^v

yellow-rosen19:

Another alternate Randy outfit ^_^v